Men with long hair!!! Pls stop I'm begging y'all

Brother I just saw the most scrumptious divine looking man cut his hair off (finally went to a salon for the first time in 5 years, truly an interesting experience), and I wanted to peel off the barber's lips for saying he looked better with short hair. All his friends were praising him saying he finally "manned up", I wanted to kill them on spot. We, as a society have failed men. Why are men cutting their fkin hair off pls stop I derive my life force from seeing y'all gorgeous people with long hair, whenever a man cuts his hair off, an angel dies.