“I don’t support lgbt” what should my dumbass say in response?

People who say as if they are OBLIGED to say this when there’s the slightest mention queer people. Like nobody asked? What’s a proper comeback for these

“I’m not homophobic Idgaf about gays but if my children I’ll disown them”

“I don’t follow any rules of the religion I got from my parents cz they feel overbearing but I’ll go to heaven cz I’m not gay”

“I believe in god but I don’t listen to his rules am straight am the best VS I believe in god I follow his rules am gay cz my god made me this way am humble love my god for what he has bestowed me with”

“I may be not as pretty (as you), my parents poor(er), my grades low(er) than yours but at least I’m not gay”

“I have no trauma but I have brutal masochistic tendencies disgusting kinks but at least with the opposite gender cz that makes me feel special”

Fyi the same fucking person said all these to me in a span of 5 minutesヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~