the most simp'est thing you've read
"Stop, I'm ovulating"
"I just licked the screen then passed out"
"I can wash my laundry on those abs DEAR LORD HAVE MERCY"
"No no! You gotta understand, I’m a changed woman for this compilation of artistically structured pixels. This man has altered my brain chemistry. Every cell in my body yearns for him. This fictional man has got me writing poems for him quite literally. I didn’t even crush this hard on Zayn Malik when I was younger"
"Men in uniform. Half-naked men in uniform ... mmm"
I just found a thread where everyone was sharing half naked pictures of Caleb from Love and Deepspace.
I'm sobbing.
