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I spent HOUR trying open the ham can using the knife chopped on top of the lid. Only did I find out later that it was supposed to be opened by rolling the key around the can!! I ended up bleeding myself as well becuz the can was sharply cutヽ(`Д´)ノ. This was during covid, and I haven’t eaten this shit ever since.   reply
07 03,2025
I was cooking pancakes for the first time and for some reason it didn’t seem to stay in place and was very watery and it wasn’t until several tries that I realized it was the batter that was messed up so I had to eat undercooked pancakes that looked like scrambled eggs   reply
07 03,2025
Undercooked my tortilla bits when trying to make migas... then I added too much salt...and chicken bouillon... it was overly salty sad and mushy... I think it worsened the cold I had at the time... I think I was on bedrest afterwards atleast you touch the oven... I don't trust myself to not burn down my apartment... ALSO I microwaved chocolate in......   reply
07 03,2025
I burnt eggs while boiling them, like twice. The first time was so bad the eggs exploded and there was like black goop on my pan. The whole house smelled like decomposing fish that day   reply
07 03,2025
Not me but my father cooked with soap instead of oil once. no idea how he even did that.   reply
07 03,2025
Everything I touch when cooking I fuck up not gonna lie   reply
07 03,2025
One time I had to bake so I pre-heated the oven while I was mixing the cake batter. The thing is I forgot to take out all the pans out of the oven There was so much smoke in the house and there was also a spatula in there and the plastic melted so bad causing a super bad plastic smell to permeate through the house.   reply
07 03,2025
One time I tried to make basque cheesecake, I had one of those pans that open the bottom and was trying to put baking paper just on the bottom (now looking back, I have no idea what the thought process actually was) but it kept sliding of, so I saw on the internet a woman who used tape to secure it before shutting the bottom closed, then you could ......   reply
07 03,2025
I add waaayyy too many vanilla extract, to point where my cookies is all mush up and taste like chemical idk i was so mad   reply
07 03,2025
was cooking #shrimp and tossed them in seasoning in a plastic bowl, then put them baddies in a pan to fry. Put the plastic bowl on the stove on one of the other circle tops. Turned on stove. Took a wee and came back, shrimp were not cooking. What was cooking (burning) was the plastic bowl, as I turned on the wrong area of the stovetop and now had a......   reply
07 03,2025
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