How to insult a straight guy?

Don't say anything to them, ignore them as much as possible. Just laugh at them. To upset them, don't talk directly to them, talk with other women and mock/belittle the men and laugh loudly about it. There's nothing in this world men hate more than being laughed at by women. They don't like being belittled by people they see as inferior and they RE......   reply

Idk i usually ignore them but once in a while I'll say "why don't you go back to war and die" and my occasional "i kinda wanna get you pregnant" (don't do this actually he might start liking you I'm talking from experience here)   1 reply

"how abt YOU go back into your daDDy's JewELs ️" that's the first thing that comes to mind rn   2 reply

I'll go in the kitchen and you can go fight in the army like a REAL man (︶︿︶)＝凸   reply

I find the “go back to the kitchen” insult stupid because most chefs are what? Guys. They obviously had to spend time in the kitchen to get to where they are. Besides Rachel Ray and Paula Dean, I can’t think of other female chefs, but I can name a few more guy chefs like Gordon Ramsey, Guy Fieri, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, etc etc. H......   reply

You pull out your inner creepy fujoshi. Start shipping him with his friends and go into the very last detail on gay sex and tell him you wanna see him pregnant and say you’ve written gay porn fics about them before annoying them by saying sh like “you should totally sit on his lap” and start breathing heavily and smiling . It’s what I do.   4 reply

all these answers are so immature lmao boys tend to do that for ‘fun’. the more you get mad the funnier it is for them and they keep continuing. You have to ignore what they say, at most roll your eyes, scoff and turn away. That’s the most effective way to get them to stop. Responding to their childish sayings only triggers them to keep goin......   1 reply