"What is bro even yapping about"

Someone bless me with a luck of finding love I'm getting more desperate as the days go by that I'm pretty sure next year I'll be considered Sanji bc I'll do ANYTHING for a woman and no one would be able to compare to my downbadness, I would probably willingly bark, crawl, carry and worship them. And atp if that future happens I might as well be considered a women repellent with how with one glance a girl might either laugh or walk away from my sorry ass. Call me Edgar Allan Poe with how I'll be writing love poems call me Einstein as I discover ways to make someone fall in love with me call me a wizard as I conjure up ways to make the nearby fine shyt actively need me

If you read all this watch :https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=EyBjabVi7m2iwYGV

I should get some pills dawg what is this shit