I HATE HATE HATE MY BESTFRIEND'S STUPID BITCHY ASS BOYFRIEND HOW DO I KILL HIM

OH LORD I HATE THIS BITCH I HATE HIM WITH FULL PASSION.
So she met him from this game me n her used to play but I quit cause I was tryna keep up with my assignments. She still played and met him they talked ig and met and dated. She told me about their 1st date and I thought wow this guy is really nice. Haha hehe yada yada so I slowly start going back to the game we used to play cause semester's over.
Now mind you me and her played this game for 3-4 years every single night till 3 am. So I naturally would call her to come play with me. We do a lotta combos and she's better than me so it's better to play with her.
I didn't mind her inviting him to play w us sometimes but I don't like playing w him. Yesterday (I think) I called her to play w me she said okay but she was playing w him and his friends so she invited me. I don't like playing w him. I don't like playing w his friends. So I said nah I'll pass and played alone. She left their lobby to join me the next game. It was her own free will. I did not peer pressure her I just don't like playing w random strangers who are GUYS. SO TELL ME WHY THIS FUCKING BUMPKIN TELLS MY FRIEND TO NOT STAY W ME?? LIKE ARE YOU HEARING YOURSELF OUT?? OBVIOUSLY SHE'LL CHOOSE ME OVER YOU CAUSE I'VE KNOWN HER FOR 7 YEARS WHILE YOU'VE JUST KNOWN HER FOR 7 MONTHS. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS! HE EVEN GOES AS FAR AS TO SAY NOT TO BE FRIENDS W ME LIKE I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON WHAT?
What pissed me off is my birthday was like some weeks ago we haven't had the time to meet up w her so the present is still at her home. And ever since we've been friends on our birthdays we write a small letter typa note with things we're grateful for like an appreciation and it's the best thing ever like a tradition. Since, it's kinda corny to say irl after we've both witnessed our cringy phases. She showed that fucking bitch the note she wrote y'know at a call or something. THAT MOTHER FUCKER REPLIES WITH, "Tsk, what lengths you have to go to just to keep a friendship." WHAT. THE. FUCK. YOU BASTARD MOTHER FUCKING JERK. HOW DARE HE. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?? WHAT GIVES HIM THE RIGHT TO SAY SHIT LIKE THAT?? EXCUSE ME, LIKE IN THE NEXT 5 YEARS— NO 3 YEARS I'LL STILL BE HER BESTFRIEND WHILE YOU'LL BE HER LOSER EX WHO WE'LL TALK ABOUT IN A SLEEPOVER. KNOW YOUR PLACE YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT. AAAAOWUEJWJWJSJWME HOW DO I KILL HIM?? DO I DO SOME VOODO SHIT?? I HATE THAT BITCH I HATE THAT FUCKING BITCH