name some overused/common clichés in BL

Pink asshole syndrome "What a naughty color" like bro what...what about BROWN AND BLACK ASSHOLES FOR ONCE   1 reply

Seeing the ml with another woman/man then immediately assuming they cheating. Shit gives me so much second hand embarrassment when it turns out to be their sibling or smt LIKE YOU DID ALL THAT OFR WHAT   1 reply

No pubic hair. I'm not really complaining but it's just funny that a fully grown man is hairless   3 reply

That the bottom screaming "No!", "Stop!", "It hurts!", "Please slow down!", "I'm gonna die!" somehow indicates that the top is REALLY good at sex and not that he's a dumbfuck treating his partner like two couch cushions.   3 reply

“ i’m not gay. I’m just into you” like bitch please just admit you like dick and move on #－.－)   1 reply

The somehow they met when they were little and have been pursuing that childhood crush their entire life until they finally found "the one" (it was them all along) Every single story has it and its so annoying why can't people just find someone as an adult instead of having this weird fixation on a 5 y/o they met for 10min when they were a kid omf......   1 reply

fucking like 5 seconds after meeting ESPECIALLY when the bottom has never done anal. like bsfr ik that horse cock did not fit in that untrained petite ass   reply