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Become a menace to society, much like anyone else with a penis.   1 reply
05 05,2025
I'd swing it around like a helicopter and try to put a donut or stack bagels on it... O and be a player and put glitter gems on it to look like a face and draw a face on it like dear door lightsaber and paint it white like a lightsaber I guess society's lucky im not a guy ╥﹏╥   1 reply
05 05,2025
It's all fun in games until yours dragged way too long on the floor and it makes it harder for you to walk   1 reply
05 05,2025
Googley eyes. I'd name it Greg.   2 reply
05 05,2025
I wanna know what a boner feels like, also can you pee with a boner? What does that feel like?   5 reply
05 05,2025
Everything that comes to mind 1.bang my hgs 2.peg my hbs W my dicky wicky 3.jerk it to my bf 4.jerk it to sung jinwoo 5.jerk it 6.try the banana peel method (kinda disgusted to maybe not) 7.jerk it w my bf's dih 8.swing it and impregnate the oxygen. 9.try putting it in my ahh 10.dance naked and then imagine kim dokja naked in a maid outfit dancin......   3 reply
05 05,2025
rip it off   reply
05 05,2025
JORK IT   1 reply
05 05,2025
Peg him   reply
05 05,2025
I saw a very vivid dream once of having penis with two scenarios 1. In the first one I had a long and slim dick and jerked off and came 2. In the second one I had a slightly shorter but girthy dick and jerked off and came So the girthy one felt better in my hands but the long one looked pretty, also cumming felt like peeing with a whole lot of edg......   reply
05 05,2025
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