What would you do with your peenor

I wish I got a peenor not bc I wanna be a man. I just wanna experience having a dick. (I think this is what they call a futa)

Having a dick feels like much more fun that a hole that bleeds for the most of your lifetime. It's such an easy access, it's so convenient to just pull it out.

Also I can slap people with it, I mean can you slap someone with a pussy lip? Mabye if urs is saggy af, idk.