How does one reply to "omg you're so short" w/o sounding like a pick me

"Kill yourself"   1 reply

I saw a video like this, a comment that made me laugh was “Wanna see where the inches went?”   2 reply

u-um no i'm not!! *whines* i'm not petite and tiny don't call me that!! >_< usually works for me   3 reply

Some of these responses are cringe ain’t gonna lie….   3 reply

Idk maybe fart and walk away. Maybe my response would be either of these: 1. Well you'd be even more surprised to see how down there is, quite the opposite. 2. No i'm not! d-daddy stop ts I'm not short giggles like a monster *geheehahahahahohohohehehahaha* 3. Lol yeah, atleast I'm not tall as a pole. Its quite unattractive for many ( NOPE I LO......   reply

is it considered pick me to js say "yeah i am" cuz i rlly am short and i dont have a dick to make up for it sadly so its all on me   2 reply

I get you. I'm the other way. A 6 foot tall girl. After years of being teased, mostly by insecure guys I decided to embrace the height. Yeah, I'm freaking tall. I didn't have a choice, and it doesn't define me. Feeling comfortable in your own skin begins with the realization that you don't get to pick your genetics! Once you un......   2 reply

Oh damn really? Thanks, I got it from my shitty genetics ok jk   reply