I wanna be an egg in my next life

Technically you've already been an egg in this life. Until that sperm showed up :/   reply

I wanna shoot myself   1 reply

I will make scrambled eggs out of you to give you a purpose   reply

fertilized or empty? what type of egg? do you want to hatch? i get it if you want to be in the egg but to be an actual egg? i have questions   reply

I wanna jump off a building   1 reply

Okay Humpty Dumpty, sit on a wall   1 reply