Weird ahh classmates

Heard it from friends, never read it, I remember two of my classmates were talking about using protection (we were in middle school) and something abt yuri and victor -yuri on ice- doing it below the teacher's desk and I sat there thinking a literal shield was protecting them while they did some deep talk. One day had a fixation in listing ALL anime and encountered Dakaretai Otoko Ichi something and read it. Got hooked and never finished the list in the end. I was finished with all but the i,o,t,w letters too.