Who want me?
I'm for sale, 100% off, with the absolute banger of a deal, buy one for the price of two and get another me absolutely free.(Me and the voices in my head)
Perks you'll get for having me:
Mental illness
Ability to be depressed and needing therapy
Rethinking your life choices
Wanting to commit unthinkable crimes
Cons of having me:
Refer the above
So, what are YOU waiting for, get me rn
i had a feeling this was a zrekq typa post even before checking the poster… (ily)
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I love u, but please get a job only then I will take u in
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Why don’t I just kidnap u bc I don’t see the meaning of buying something this expensive
As a joke btw
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No thanks, I went through one of you and they died way too fast.
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Sorry bruh I'm broke af rn I don't even have 0 money on me rn
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