How does it feel being ugly, uggos?
Personally, can’t relate, you ugly freaks…
Jk. I very much can. I have the body of a naked bear, the face of a capybara and the mouth of a leech.
Being the ugly sibling out of three (a brother and a sister) that both took after your model mother, and taking after your dad, who is good looking as a guy, but not so much as a woman, is preeeeetty hard. It’s a shame, because I inherited ALLL of the bad features. My mum’s shitty diet which killed her young and her flat feet, and my dad’s cancer-prone skin. What is life, bro.
i feel awful about it because it is entirely of my own making—i wouldn’t be hot, but if i got off my ass and lost some weight & also bothered to shave properly every day (shaving grosses me out but so does facial hair and body hair so i’m stuck in the worst of both at all times) i would look halfway decent to my standards.
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