Who want their fortune read?

For an absolute banger of a deal of 'FREE' i shall be reading some of y'alls futures.

Do remember which website you're on, and that I'm not qualified for ts, don't know anything about fortune reading and i ain't doing research for ts. But i will do my best to give you advice on your future.

The burden of effects of those advice however, lie fully on YOU and YOU alone. I ain't taking NO RESPONSIBILITY (mouthwashing ref hahaha).

Comment 'AFFIRM' to get your fortune read NOW.