DAWG STOP SEND ME J*B APPLIC*TION

But first answer this. Do you have 10 plus years of experience and a PhD? If not then I'm sorry, you don't qualify for our entry level internship. Come back when you're old and gray and done working for free(for us of course), and then we'll consider. But oh! Also don't have any dependents by that time and don't forget to drink your youth potion so......   reply