No one asked but

Let me just share my valuable tid bit of useless and insignificant drama in my life that is objectively not that big of a deal but bothers me anyway, especially because I'm too far ahead in the timeline to complain about it openly.

So I found out, like 2-4 years ago already, that my highschool ex has been calling me his cousin behind my back while AT THE SAME TIME telling people that we dated.

This bit is optional lmao: We had a very confusing relationship back then, fueled by early puberty and undigested butterflies - and undoubtably I ruined this guy's view on women bc of my unbridled autism - but we're not related.
He did have a history of telling ppl (me, when we were talking about past exp and exes) he dated or kissed his cousin. Later when I gained selfawareness and called him out on it and he even confessed that he lied to seem experienced, which I again called him weird, but the message didn't land ig.
Btw that was like when he were 12/13, so yk just dumb kids being and falling for dumb stuff. We were idiots who saw each other as homies more than bf/gf material, but somehow still made it through like 3ish messy years tgrw. But by the end I distanced myself from him entirely and we went off to different colleges.

And then wind some years forward, I get out of my awkward almost mute phase and start talking to people, old aquaintances. Some of which went to the same college he did and apparently that mofo has been telling this incestious fairytale about us, how he just felt obligated to date me bc of family?? Or whatever??? I wager he felt the need to downplay our relationship bc he had former classmates in college, but anyway, I just let all this simmer and never confronted him about it (and ig we never resolved our feelings either), so yea.

Thank god I'm asexual now.
That's it, thanks for letting me dump that onto you.