Do you guys also have psychic parents?

Uhhh, I started recently getting into pokemon. This meant me buying a couple of packs (very small packs) and getting a Vault X folder. Note, I got this all through a friend while I was shopping with them, so it wouldn't make sense for my parents to know unless they're snooping around my stuff. Basically, I ordered some Pokemon sleeves off of eBay and my mom asked me later if I got my Pokemon cards later and I was like WTF... how did she know when the package had no indication of it being pokemon related GAH. This is like bad, since I keep my pokemon cards in the same place as my hardcore yaoi... To be completely fair, my yaoi collection is rather tame, because I have like some soft genderbent supernatural yaoi, furry shounen-ai, explicit supernatural light saber bara in korean, funny university student shenanigan yaoi in korean and a full-on uncensored english manga from B&N. The worst part is that they have really gay covers so at one point I just covered all of my mangas and manhwas in white pieces of paper, but people on a subreddit thought I was crazy so I ripped all the paper covers and left them unopened. My mom, from time to time asks me to not spend money on useless things. My dad asked me if I was collecting manga (which I am kinda, but only if I really, really like ittt) and I was like frigggg, that means pepople know I like reading gay men banging 24/7 and also reading the sappiest shoujo shit ever. Oki bye I'm so done with my life.