ITS MY FIRST TIME LIVING

hi..! im sure this may come off as weird but does anyone know how to make an omelette? im trying to make breakfast for my 2 kids and i always order takeout but today i was going to spoil them with homemade food since its been 10 years! any tips and tricks will be welcome!!

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Mama_Agnus 01 07,2025

As the literal mama of this website, raw eggs are actually more nutritious and fun to give your kids! But if they do insist on wanting it “cooked” I suggest giving them the one-day blinding stew!! Always helps my babies. ️️️ 7 reply

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lumiwumi 01 07,2025

OMG! A fellow mama of two here! Heres my advice: Don't. Don't make an omelette. Those fucking disgusting creatures don't deserve any of your hard work or effort. None of them do. Every day I wish my two MONSTERS had been two ABORTIONS. DONT MAKE THEM AN OMELETTE. BECAUSE THEY DON'T FUCKING DESERVE IT. Thank you! 1 reply

01 07,2025

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pigglypoof 01 07,2025

You got me. I was already in my head writing an answer for this struggling mama. 1 reply

01 07,2025

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sasa 01 07,2025

oil in pan make sure the pan is blazing hot. one/two eggs based on how big the kids are a tiiiny amount of water or milk (like, 1/4 tsp or so) pinch of salt pepper pepper pepper whip the shit out of it pour whipped bubbly mix onto pan, swirl, fold with two spatulas if needed. Do this quickly because the egg cooks in practically seconds. Flip if ...... 4 reply

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miaumiau 01 07,2025

Cook the eggs in the microwave, trust me best breakfast of your lives️ 4 reply

01 07,2025

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