bite his dick.
I would.
I would bend down, get throat deep, pretend something scared me, and bite it off.
"I'm sworry, I cwouldn't swee pwast ywour hwuge cwock, bwut it's okway cwause yew still have ywour asshole rwight?"
he can't sue you if it's an accident and you cry and sob and pretend to feel really bad about it.
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