What's a lie you tell yourself daily?

im gonna pass my exams   1 reply

That I have money   reply

I have a big dick (I’m an omega)   4 reply

I can survive without money   reply

Ivan, Hyuna and Sua are alive. Edit: Everyone is delusional in the replies, lol.   5 reply

I can fix Megatron   1 reply

That I'll not fall into my Asian mother's ragebait ever again (I always fall into it and get my ass whooped)   reply

"I will be productive today"   2 reply

I'm not a top (I'm a top believe me I'm alpha king stop saying I'm a bottom you stupid roaches) (also yes I changed it bec yk what let's not talk abt men)   reply