ATTENTION FELLOW GOONERS!!

I have noticed that, although this website has 6969696969420 readers, I am not receiving 6969696969420 likes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'likes'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to like my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.