Crazy lore about yourself?

Was followed through the neighborhood by Neo nazis bc my friends and I were covering up their ugly grafitti swastikas with posters   reply

my dad killed someone before I was born in his home country so he’s been locked up in there ever since :-p The last time I had contact was 3 years ago, he sent a letter with a portrait of my ma with some pressed flowers   reply

Forget lore; I just bought smoked Herring and honestly it really did smell so good in the store, but tasting it now. It's real salty man :v   reply

Not so much about me personally but more like my family things, so my aunts tired to frame my mother and older sister for allegedly being physically abusive towards my father and later kicked us out of the house on the same day as my annual gathering, saying that my father told them that my mother wanted to kill my grandfather for his property, an......   reply

I was bullied by my fuckass computer teacher in 6th grade.. she actually made my life a living hell. It was not verbal btw..   1 reply

I'm the youngest child of a big ass dramatic family so I never gotten any attention and when I was 12 I'd talk to guys online sexually and almost sent boobie pics (felt insecure so I didn't do it) later on I did send a guy boobiez pics at age 17 like a lot but he ended up ghosting me and then another guy who was my bf and I'm pretty sure he saved t......   2 reply

Long,messed up but real and fucked up punctuation So, when I was around 5-6 I didn't realised it up until now but, theres this guy "P" we were the same age and he used to forcefully touch me up and hug me up I was hella uncomfortable because he used to kiss my cheeks (thinking back it was kinda cute until he started touching me up) and my teacher ......   reply