shout out to all bl bottoms

I just had the most diabolical constipation ever, and when i tell you i was FIGHTING for my life on the toilet just to get it out of me and when i successfully did i looked back (for scientific reasons) to see how big it was... TELL MY WHY IT WAS LIKE 2 FINGERS WIDE?? ALL THOSE STORIES WHERE THERE IS NO LUBE AND NO STRECHING Y'ALL ARE LIARS. it's been like 2 hours now and my ass still couldn't recover from the damage my heart goes out to all bl bottoms becasue if i can't even take 2 fingers up the ass i don't know how they can get a whole forearm in there...