Without traumatizing me, what's something fucked up you did as a child?

When I was young and when you angered or annoyed me, I would keep it to myself and still smile and be kind to you. But deep down I was praying knees on the ground for your life to be a complete disaster when you grow up, then grovel to my feet for me to forgive you (Because I will be rich). Imagine a 7 year old kid praying on their knees to God for......   1 reply

When i was 10. There were these scholastic book fairs in elementary school held in the library where they sold things other than books, like toys. Parents wouldn't give me money and I felt left out compared to the other kids, so I stole like $30 worth of quarters from my parents Also the time I wished my dad would die when I was 7 and he was in t......   1 reply

When I was like 8 or 9 probably me and my brother were outside playing with sidewalk chalk, we got into a fight since he was using up the colour of chalk I wanted to use I ended up purposely pushing him on concrete he had a broken arm at the time and he landed on the broken arm sry little bro wherever you are   3 reply

one thing i used to do when my parents pissed me off was take their phones and change the language settings to literally any language they wouldn't understand. i knew the interface, so i knew how to change it back even if i didn't understand the words, but they didn't. I'd make them ask me nicely to change it back, however angry at me they were.   1 reply

i let my dog lick me if you know what i mean. took off my shorts and everything   20 reply

Public shitting at the park. Every time I needed to go, I'd find a tree and squat behind it. Only did this, or remember doing it, 3 times, so I was never caught. I saw a flower growing in the spot I shat, so my public shitting shenanigans had a net positive in the environment.   reply