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"can i pay your bills?" always works on the ladies   1 reply
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"Hey girl, are you french? Cuz Ma-DAMN."   reply
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How about "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."   1 reply
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Talk about how you want to give period cramps a knuckle sandwich (bonus pts if it’s in izukus voice)   1 reply
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Are you an ocean? 'cause you could get me soaking wet Shawty are you the fire? Coz I'm the candle that melts everytime I see you Are you french? 'coz oui-we def a perfect match Are you Italian? Coz I can't get pas-ta thought of wanting a pizza dat ass Are you Catholic? Coz god told me you need someone to kneel in front of you Are you a ca......   2 reply
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Whenever you say something good about anything make a pause and then say oh that too (the thing u were supposedly taking about so it implies u meant it for the person). Sounds weird so I’ll give an example * u see a donut * Omg so delicious, oh the donut too Or * u see idk the sunset * Woa so beautiful, the sunset too Idk if I explained myself......   reply
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I'm crying from these comments... Are yall trynna get me to rizz up someone or rizz me down   1 reply
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