Tell me your original experiences

I shat under a slide of McDonald's playground when I was 5. It was round and firm. I don't know why, but it seems like my childhood circles around about me just shitting.   3 reply

ah....I used to pretend I was possessed so I didn't have to go to school. My mother believes in spirits and such so she believed me for awhile until my father had enough of my bullshit haha.. it worked for some time though.   1 reply

I'm sorry that's not an original experience, I also used to do that twin   1 reply

when i was young i thought people gave birth to their pets like how people give birth to their babies. so yeah i thought the old granny walking her pet yorkie gave birth to that thing. i was always mesmerized when i saw people walk their pets.   reply

I helped create and spread the rumour that my elementary school was haunted, and my main thing was exorcising toilet ghosts. I would also teach everyone the wrong rules to the pokemon tcg so I could win every time. Which lead to me successfully scamming multiple people out of their best cards, lps, a few shopkins, stuffed animals, and occasionally......   1 reply

When I was around 6 I ask my dad for a straw, his friend bought me a cola with a staw and you know what I did I poured the cola in the sink just to get the straw which is pretty dumb lol now I'm regretting that I did that when I was 6 could've just got the straw without pouring the soda   reply

When I was in first grade, I took a big ass dump in our classroom toilet and couldn't flush that bomb. I had to sneak out without anyone noticing. Later, a kid who wanted to use the toilet saw my excrement and screamed so loud. Teacher asked who pooped and nobody answered. That's how I first learned how to lie. I was freaking embarassed. It didn't ......   1 reply