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Not answering I'll just died   1 reply
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Now all I can imagine is an asshole getting stretched out by a 20 inch TV thanks   1 reply
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You have no idea how funny this shit is when you're all geeked up. 1. Cactus is easier to dispose. 2. Stripper pole. Gotta make in on theme. 3. Candy cane. Better if it has a ribbon. 4. Popsicle all the way 5. Fingernail, what if a baddie fingering my butt and she accidentally tore her fingernail? It's a keepsake 6. Washing machine sounds more fun......   1 reply
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1. lamp - that would hurt less than the spikes... 2. stripper pole - I think they are thinner 3. real cane - Like, an actual like cane for walking? 4. lollipop - POPSICLES ARE COLD 5. fingernail - toenails are disgusting 6. does it matter?? 7. gaming pc - 20 inch is 50 cm 8. grasshopper - this is basically the same but I feel safer with a grasshopp......   reply
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1) lamp, I'm scared of thorns 2) stripper pole, it's less thick that a telephone pole 3)candycane, it's smaller 4)lollipop, it's smaller 5) fingernail, I don't want a foot to go close of me 6)washing machine, it will massage my asshole 7)20 inch TV, it seems softer 8)grasshopper, coachroches are eww 9)blueberry, it's smaller 10)anime man, it's smal......   reply
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All of it.   reply
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Y'all funny asf . . . . 1. Cactus - pick out the thorn one by one, but if you like it raw go for it 2. Stripper pole - two in one item lol 3. Candy cane - I'd like mine sweet for my ass sucker taste bud 4. Popsicle - since I already choose candy cane. Gotta try everything 5. Difficult question, I want to keep everything they might left inside 6. D......   1 reply
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