WOULD YOU RATHER (stick thing up your ass edition)

Would you rather stick up your ass

1. cactus or lamp
2. telephone pole or stripper pole
3. candycane or real cane
4. Popsicle or lollipop
5. fingernail or toenail
6. washing machine or drying machine
7. 20inch TV or gaming pc
8. Cockroach or grasshopper
9. strawberry or blueberry
10. Real man or Anime man