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Whatshouldmyusernamebe 10 days
My parents used to tell me I’d die quicker if I cried   reply
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Aurora 10 days
Why are u telling me this while I’m on the toilet   reply
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gojo's cock sleeve 10 days
im sorry that happened to u   1 reply
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JESTERisthnknStr8 10 days
......Mom told us if we ate TOO MUCH SUGAR we'd get WORMS :// BRUHH   2 reply
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Matteuzzo 10 days
Lol, no But in the same spirit, my parents told me not to swallow gum or it will get stuck to my stomach and my intestines and I'll die :))) or if I swallow seeds, trees will grow out of me :))   1 reply
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remie 10 days
not mine but i remember that guy whos mom told him that if he failed math that boobs would grow out of his asshole   1 reply
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BBOONG 10 days
Welp my mom used to say if you stand on a pillow or sit ur ass on a pillow you will grow mushrooms on your feet and ass   reply
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Bubbles 10 days
As horrifying as that sounds my mum would tell me I was gonna get haemorrhoids, which is true actually but she did not have to traumatise me like that. Your mum probably had the same idea   reply
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Neff 10 days
I thought this was a unique experience???? If I took like more than 5 minutes to shit she would say the same thing to me   reply
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My_Gayass 10 days
At least u get a free turtle   reply
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