Trump x Biden... Who's the top?

I don't think any of them can get it up without risking a heart attack? And they probably have hemorroids? It'd be like triying to insert cooked pasta into an old sock filled with warm oatmeal? I think they try and fail to rub one out and call it a day lol   reply

Trump. Biden is sort of like... that tsundere that is like, "noooo" *goes senile for three minutes* "nooo, I don't like youuuu" but trump is just "no, biden, we were meant to be. now lend me your uke hole" "but trump we can't... you want to deport all the mexicans" "the mexicans don't care if I cum inside you, look your skin is so old that it'......   1 reply

gunna say trump because of how much he likes to fuck america in the ass repeatedly   reply

Personally I think Elon musk is the bottom and Trump and Biden are his alpha top.   reply

we. are. not. doing. this.   1 reply

Do you think any of them can move their back without breaking it?   reply

power bottom trump   reply

They decide based on who's the least senile that day   reply