I was 1000 years old, having reversed my age by drinking the cum of impregnated omegas, and it was from a tree that grew a dick and started hopping on its roots.
I cried sexual assault!
But it said that trees doth not follow the law of human rights and plunged its bark inside me.
I demand we change the laws to include bulbous and sentient wood-r...... 10 reply
