What's this about? :(
I saw a fellow gooner at a grocery store yesterday. I told them how cool it was to meet them in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother them and ask them for photos or anything.
They said, “Oh, like you wanna goon now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but they kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing their hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard them chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw that mggooner trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen dihh-l-does in their bags without paying.
The robot at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “you need to pay for those first.” At first they kept pretending to be tired and not hear it, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When it took one of the 'thing' and started scanning it multiple times, they stopped the robot and told it to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the robot scanned each one and put them in a bag and started to say the price, they kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Never meeting a mggooner irl ever again :(
So rude of that mggooner to take 15 of them but not give you 1. What kind of selfish snakes are they?
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