Things you believed as a child??

What stupid beliefs did yo have as a child that turnt out to be false?

For example: When I was a kid, I believed that whether you got an innie or outie bellybutton was your doctors choice. I thought that Your bellybutton was stitched up right after the cutting of the umbilical cord, and was essentially just the result of how the doctors chose to stitch you up that day.

Obviously not true, but honestly was very logical thinking.

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Jiyeonie_lol 08 09,2025

I thought tentacle porn was a real thing so I was scared to go near a sewer drainage. 2 reply

08 09,2025

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DeviDeviKawaii 08 09,2025

Before I had 'the birds and the bees' talk, I believed babies naturally grew in the mum's belly and that motherhood was something EVERY woman would go through. Boy, was I relieved when that wasn't the case. I thought the reason women were pressured to marry soon was so that she could find a man to would help her raise the child and that the dad had...... 1 reply

08 09,2025

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miaumiau 08 09,2025

I thought my discharge meant i had a yeast infection, uti, or std Google fed my fears nobody ever taught me what it was 3 reply

08 09,2025

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tetes 08 09,2025

used to think that if i played dead long enough, buzzards would come down and try to eat me. i would literally lay down in my front yard as a child and see if any buzzards would try and circle above me. it did not work. i was very upset 2 reply

08 09,2025

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WoahMama 08 09,2025

I was told by someone that worms that 5 hearts and if they were cut they'd live. So my dumbass used to cut apart worms with a butter knife so I can make more worms. Like I was repopulating worms and not killing them. The people on the TV were doing a play just for me. I would replace certain parts just to tire out characters I hated. I thought m...... 3 reply

08 09,2025

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Certified box muncher 08 09,2025

I thought if u swallowed a guys gunk after giving him a bj you’d get pregnant…Imagine my surprise when I realized it’s way more disgusting than that 1 reply

08 09,2025

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WatermelonSorbet 08 09,2025

I used to think the sky was just one big black cloak, and the stars were punctures in it, tiny holes letting the light of heaven shine through. I was so jealous of astronauts, because I imagined they could tear open their own space in that cloak and step beyond, straight into heaven. Also, I thought the moon was cheese because of one Tom & Jerry e...... reply

08 09,2025

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Itiswhatitis 08 09,2025

Used to think that js kissing leads to pregnancy and babies come out from the belly button lmao reply

08 09,2025

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Potato 08 09,2025

i used to believe that earth is just in a jar and the stars are just holes to keep us breathing. Like for example: if you trap a mouse in a jar with no holes on it, it dies. so.. then.. i believed that we are just an small animal living in a jar. and real people/aliens kept us alive by poking holes on the jar by making it stars :O! reply

08 09,2025

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pyschosimp 08 09,2025

spit transfer through kissing lead to babies, logical to a kid who doesn't know about sex yet 1 reply

08 09,2025

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