I've come to make an announcement!!!!!!!

Zrekqs a bitch-ass motherfucker. It pissed on my fucken yaoi. So I'm making a callout post on my X.com. Zrekq, you got a small dihh, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
It fucked up my yaoi collection, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON!

How do you like that? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

(Didn't have any user i could use, so just used my own,as always ts satire)