I saw exactly 0.109441 square inches of a blade of grass today.

I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaled my brain and it started making me rawr loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single coom cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dihh was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my ahh.

It vaporized the grass as it punched right through it, barely slowed, before cutting through atmosphere as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.
The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the environment to collapse, and every 3D people in the Earth to simultaneously combust and disappear.

As I lay dying under the rubble of my sins, I rest easy, knowing I've made an impact on the Earth. Goodbye irl world.