Cats or dogs?

CAT. THEY ARE SUPERIOR. WE ARE THEIR SLAVE. WE MUST PROVIDE FOR THEM AND GIVE THEM PAT ON THE HEAD   reply

how is this even a question..   reply

In the past I'd say both, but ever since I got a cat, I have come to the conclusion she's the best thing ever and is even better than all other cats that exist. (My) Cats are superior.   reply

I want whatever this horrendous inbred hybrid is but I feel like this question warranted this response.   reply