Give me some LEGITIMATELY GOOD life hacks.

Gonna get my learning done here since I’m so unemployed and incredibly bored (JK. I just tripped in front of my mom while doing laundry today, and she went on a whole lecture about it, 50 tangents later, she concluded that I have no useful knowledge in life because I’m that clumsy. So, fellow gooners and goonerettes, bestow your wisdom upon me).

You can go full philosophical, or just drop some random useful facts.