Describe your favorite story in a bad way

Alcoholic pathetic manwhore finds a way to be sane somewhat in the end without going to rehab with the help of a foul mouthed handsome asshole who is kinda in love with his adopted sib   2 reply

A heartbroken male martha stewart finds the love of his life in a domestic disaster dilf after said dilf's underwear rains down on him.   1 reply

girly stuck in a shithole debt, she n her fam eating tiny amount of food trying to get a daily meal, handsome powerful man shows up *skibidi skibidi* propose to her ends up getting pegged and fucked senselesslly, both fall in love and doing the deed anytime possible. It was all bros plan, he a fuckass masochist (I love him) who wants a dommy mommy.......   5 reply

What happens when a rule breaker and an alien cross paths. Duh they explore each other’s body. The rebel consents to getting probed with questions by the alien so they can both figure out why they're so drawn to what should be a natural foe. Hint: not sci-fi, supernatural, or fantasy   2 reply

Easy: Suddenly got trapped in shady mob biz; thus final mission of Noob Kaito Kid to pick up bling bling, thus acting like wannabe socialite accidentally bangs up with Tokyo Drift Stallion rich boi. Now Stallion is obssesed with Noob Kaito Kid. Medium: Twink, with PTSD cute Carpenter working lowkey because of hiding zombies in his house. Recrui......   reply

Favourite: God sends math whiz on a murder spree, local ball of sunshine adopts cutie who sometimes eats people (and wants to eat her). Meanwhile, snake man wants to destroy the world cuz dead daughter and best girl summons her immortal boss to make her mom proud, and they are very adorable together. Another one: Poorly socializing your dragon mak......   reply

Blonde man gets treated like a dog but meets blackhead man and becomes obsessed with him. Blackhead gets amnesia and doesn‘t remember blondie anymore so blondie proceeds to open onions infront of his apartment door   3 reply