You guys ever on AO3 reading a really good slutty fanfiction, but then author decides to drop their AGE and it turns out their like 14 HOLY FUCK like: 1. WHY ARE YOU WRITING THIS? 2. WHY DID YOU TELL ME? And part of you lowkey be disappointed bc the fanfic was so good but now you can't read it because it was written by a fucking FOURTEEN year old!????!!!!
at that point don't even tell people. you just wrote in your own words how this dude just fucked another dude's ass, in detail, and now you're telling me you're a freshman? wrap it up. 2 reply
