YOUR MONTH YOUR DISEASE

(my personal opinion)

january: plague

february: nothing i like you

march: flu. ball cancer. diabetes. leprosy. lung cancer. measles. heart disease. lyme disease.

april: cough

may: lactose intolerance and ibs

june: slight headache

july: death

august: ball cancer. black death. brain tumor. bone cancer. leprosy. erectile disfunction

september: nothing youre chill

october: nothing youre chill

november: slight cold

december: allergies