This is something cringey that happened AGES ago when I was 13 yrs old and a huge one direction fan. So my family was visiting my dad's family over the summerbreak in his home-country and back then there was like no internet at all and it was a farm there was nothing I could do but to write in random notebooks.
I was writing Harry Styles × Niall Horan smut and yes my handwiritng looked really bad and it was in german (my dad isn't good at writing or reading in german) anyway my trashy grandma was nosey and wanted to know what I was writing SO BAD. My dad forced me to show him. He looked through the pages for a little while and when he was asked what I wrote he said that he couldn't read it cuz of my handwriting.
Although this was so long ago I still wonder if he really couldn't read it or if he just pretended that he couldn't
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Should've traumatized your grandma then she'd never ask again
traumatized by translating your story for her not like.... dont hit your grandma with a truck or something
Lmao. I can just imagine his poor dad mind being like "nahhh... can't be right... my German is clearly off..."
My. Brothers caught me watching gay porn when I was 8. Had to show my mom. Some scars never fade