Captain Gantu is the original Seme (I’m Not Taking Criticism)”

Okay you guys need to listen… I’ve been thinking way too hard about this but just hear me out for once!!!

Captain Gantu from Lilo & Stitch is literally the ORIGINAL seme.
He's the first one. The prototype. The Adam of semes if you understand what I mean.

Every tall, broad shouldered (fridge build), emotionally unavailable red flag man we see in BL today are all just bootleg Gantus.
THEY WALK IN HIS SHADOW!!!!

I mean JUST LISTEN! He’s 8ft tall, built like an industrial refrigerator, has a shady 'government 'job, anger issues, and is constantly losing to a tiny chaotic creature which is basically every seme's struggle arc.

I’m convinced all modern semes are just diluted copies of him but none of them will ever reach his pure, hot as fuck "ruin me daddy give me you extraterrestrial whale semen so I can make more of you !!!" energy.

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk