Tell her I'm taking applications for a new bestie. The role includes unlimited, overly dramatic 'Mmmhmm, go off, queen!'s, a professional 'tsk tsk tsk,' and a steady supply of 'my my, that's so sad, I hear you.' Benefits include premium memes and a shared denial of reality. I'm a better listener, a part-time advisor, and a full-time philosopher... ......
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