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Dear Santa, Please give me the DeathNote so I can kill billionaires and every single kid toucher in the Epstein list. Love, BigDickMoneyBag.   1 reply
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dear santa, revoke that last guy’s wish   1 reply
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KeK
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Dear Santa, It is me, your biggest fan that has been writing for the last 37 years. I believe my letters get lost in the way and hence why i haven't gotten any reply, but that's alright, I'm a patient person. So for the 37th time, could i have you for this Christmas PS: I'm approaching your place at a rapid pace so please don't worry, you'll n......   5 reply
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dodolin 6 hours
dear santa kill all billionaires thank you   reply
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Vikki 7 hours
Dear Santa, Hope everyone wishes come true but for me i need a break a long break With love Vikki   reply
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Smiles
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Dear Santa , pls grant me a single request of allowing me to buy myself some nice alien stage merch from the maid series   2 reply
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Dear Santa, please make sure that all of my friends get food poisoning if they don’t eat at my birthday party and say that they’re okay without eating.   reply
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Dear santa, please kill all corrupt politicians tysm   1 reply
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PRINCE
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Dear Santa, I would love it if you placed a 1 million check underneath my tree along with a uxorious husband, With love, Prince   reply
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Asuna 6 hours
Dear Santa, I wanna get rich obviously.   reply
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