How do you wipe you ass?

The place I'm in does not have water because of the water pipe line issue, so the water is expected to be down for few days. And as I have a very limited access of water, I need to start leaning new skill. Which is use a tissue after you shit, so to those who use tissue after you shit can you tell me how? I usually have a bidet so I never really use a tissue except to pat it dry

Like please help I've been holding my shit for hours now cause i only have a bucket of water to survive this few days without water

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bon 17 01,2026

I print out a picture of codename Anesthesia and use that. 1 reply

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Le monde 17 01,2026

Yall just ask anything on this site i love it reply

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tissue-kun 17 01,2026

get a portable bidet? or just get a water bottle and clean with tissues simultaneously if its urgent. idk man just experiment reply

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Cruchy_rollers 17 01,2026

I take three or four squares of the toilet paper, fold it up on the creases so it looks like one but thicker, and then I just wipe. For each wipe I fold it in half, and I do this twice. Then I repeat the process how may more times if there’s still shit. 1 reply

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rosya 17 01,2026

not an ass wiper but i think u should get wet wipes, those wud at least be a bit better than wiping with dry ass tissues only 1 reply

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CMYep 17 01,2026

Couldn't tell you, I've had the poop-b-gone 3000 mod installed since 2014 reply

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soggynutjuice 17 01,2026

guys please invest in a bidet there's no way you feel clean by just wiping your ass with toilet paper reply

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Cloud 17 01,2026

As a veteran in tissue wiping, you have to lube up the tissue (make sure the tissue is sturdy and wet.) You wipe around it then stick a little tissue in the hole making sure there's nothing inside *may need multiple*. After, you get another tissue wipe the star off and around making sure everything is dry and nice. Finally, stick a finger in, and i...... 2 reply

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Han Noah 17 01,2026

Use wipes lol reply

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ARGHHH 18 01,2026

Thanks for all the tip, thankfully the water is back so I won't be using tissue for now but will refer back to this post if the water problem occur again here To conclude i should Use few tissue, hydrate(?) it abit so it won'tbe harsh on the skin and fold it, wipe on the left, then fold again to wipe on the right then fold again to wipe whatever l...... 1 reply

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