Looking for a friend that can yapp appreciate peak with me

hey guys, maybe too much to expect but would anyone wanna be my friend?
I mosntly read yaoi and want someone to yap about it with. I'll read and reread things and discuss. I love to yap and if I'm being honest I WANT SOMEONE WHO LOVES HEATED RIVALRY SO I CAN TALK ABOUT IT.

Someone from downunder where drop bears eat tourists aka Australia preferably just for timezone' sake preferably but I'll cherish any friendship from anywhere :)

ps- no minors sorry and you should really not be here