Chat I almost died

I was on call with my friend and her crazy Fwb ( not really friends tho so I'm not really sure what to call there relationship?) Started to text her and acting crazy going through her followers on Instagram and asking who these people she followed were and what is their relationship and girl really typed out my username on Instagram and asked who the hell i was and we both KNEW we would both be bombed if she said friends so she lied that we were first cousins only for the mf to straight up say lier and started to blow up her phone with texts anyways all ik is if she ever finds out were not cousins I'm getting stabbed 26 times.