You become your pfp for a week

i want to get married   1 reply

i'm gonna hope the bottle is either the same size as in the pic or pray that it refills every hour bonus if it refills into other flavors, boomshakalaka (gonna sit in a freezer, if it's the same size as me, so it keeps the fizz & doesn't go bad. i'll need a massive straw tho) the possible reality of me running around with an empty mountain dew b......   1 reply

A little depressed mushroom would be relaxing to be. I would just release my spores, focus on asexual reproduction, and add to the surrounding ecosystem.   2 reply

Get to become the perfect organism for A WHOLE WEEK??? For FREE?????? THE BESTEST BABY ON THE PLANET?? HELL YEAH first I’d probably lick my own butt just because I can and then I’d take a long nap. Get fawned over a lot for doing nothing but serving looks. Edit: I realized I wouldn’t be replacing my cat according to the rules. Uh I might ge......   1 reply

I guess I'll be the ultimate seme and use the power of my pointy chin, big yaoi hands and super wide shoulders to seduce all irl ukes lol I'll also scare out all Alfa bros and show them that yaoi seme is peak male performance and their alfa bullshit is nothing. But it won't be all fun and games. My chin will be so sharp I'll have to be careful ......   2 reply

Shit ill be in a BP edit quoting some stupid philosophy on tt. I mean look at him   1 reply

Act smug and cunty af, whip my magic staff around (the literal staff you freak), enjoy having good stamina and fighting abilities, eat a shit ton cause he deserves to eat actual food, etc. etc.   reply

Create a tinder account looking for people who could cosplay as zanka and fuck me. I’d also get into as many fights as possible and get high as hell. I’d also buy some venomous snakes and spiders and let them bite me. I’d do my best job replicating how he’d live and buy a whole new wardrobe just to fit his aesthetic. I’d also try to study......   1 reply

i would be so cocky if i was actually ranpo   reply

Does this mean I can make my ship canon? YodaTsuka ftw   1 reply